Day of Rest.


by Cat. <Noneasyet.>

(Number five in the Danny and Jack series; following on from The Curtain Falls.)

"Come on lazy bones." Jack, freshly showered and dressed, whipped back the duvet and playfully patted my naked rump, "you can't lie there all day."

"Why not?" I stretched luxuriously on the bed. Making love twice in one morning had left me pleasantly relaxed. "It's Sunday. I'm obeying God's law: and on the Sabbath ye shall rest."

"You obey God's law enough during the week. You can obey mine today. Get your pretty little backside out of that bed. You've got things to do."

"What things?" I sat up, eyeing him suspiciously.

"Apologising to Mrs Greenfield for a start. I won't have you fingering the neighbours willy nilly."

"Aw Jack. She's old, she's probably senile, she won't even remember that I fingered her willy nilly. Hell, even I don't remember fingering it." I threw myself out of bed just in time to avoid the downward flight of Jack's hand. It whacked the mattress instead. "Anyway," I dodged past him to get to the bathroom. "You apologised for me."

"It's a matter of respect Danny," he called after me, "towards yourself as well as her. It's about owning your actions, facing up to your misdeeds."

Oh God! I turned the shower on. He was still in philosophical mode.

"Are you listening to me Daniel?"

I ignored him and climbed, muttering about control freaks, under the stream of water.

"DANIEL!"

"Yes, oh master Jedi," I shouted facetiously. "I hear you. Our mind bond is strong. That and you've got a voice like a foghorn." I reached for the shampoo, then screamed as the water turned suddenly icy. Bastard! He'd turned the hot tap on downstairs. I stood no chance against bloody Edwardian plumbing and sadistic lovers.

"Jack?" after my shower I wandered into the kitchen, where the object of my desires was sitting at the kitchen table fighting a silent, but deadly, battle with the cat for possession of the Sunday Times. From the smug look on Mistoffelee's face as he sprawled lazily across the paper, it was easy to see who was winning. He knew instinctively what part of the paper Jack was attempting to read, placing his paw, or tail, strategically over the print in question. I momentarily lost my original train of thought, quoting, "well I never, was there ever, a cat so clever as magical..."

"Very literary I'm sure." Jack, without looking up, cut me off mid-quotation. "What were you going to say before T. S. Eliot took possession of you?" He crossly conceded defeat to the cat and turned his attentions on me. His expression softened, "come here," he took the towel from my hands and pulled me down on to his lap, briskly drying my hair. "Comb," he held out his hand.

I handed it over and allowed him to part and comb my damp hair. The task done to his satisfaction, I lay back against his chest as he wrapped his arms securely around my waist. "Jack, what do you think is wrong with Alison?"

"Heck Danny," he broke off from gently nuzzling my ear lobe, "it would take a whole army of psychiatrists to determine that. She's your sister, doesn't that say it all? She's temperamental, irresponsible, impetuous and just as crazy as you are. I sometimes find it hard to believe that she's ten years older than you. You're more like twins."

"You do like her though, don't you Jack?" I asked rather anxiously. It was childish in a way, but also important that Jack liked the people who were special to me.

"Yes, she infuriates me, but I do like her." He kissed my cheek, "she's got an air of vulnerability, just like you. I'm a pushover for things that need looking after."

"Don't let her hear you say that, she'll bite your kneecap."

Jack chuckled, "Dennis ought to spank her more often."

I raised my eyebrows at that. "You mean he's tried it...and survived?"

"Danny darling, I could tell you tales about your sister that you just wouldn't believe. If she hadn't met Dennis, I doubt she'd still be breathing. She was a self destructive time bomb."

I tried to quell a spark of jealousy about the fact that Jack seemed to know more about my sister's past than I did. I cuddled up to him, "tell me how they met. They don't talk much about it to me."

"Dennis was her probation officer for two years. She was fourteen when he took her on." He patted my leg, "and that's as much as I'm going to tell you. It's their business and therefore not my place to talk to you about it."

"Her probation officer!" My eyes widened at this little nugget. Of course I knew what Dennis did for a living, but I had no idea my sister had been one of his cases. "Ally was on probation, what for?" Jack should his head, refusing to discuss the matter with me. I whined and wheedled, but Jack was adamant. If I wanted details I would have to approach Alison or Dennis directly. "It's not fair," I pouted, "no one tells me anything. I didn't even know I had a sister until just before mum died."

He hugged me sympathetically, "a lot of wrongs were done to both you and Alison. Your main problem is your mother over indulged and spoiled you, trying to compensate for what she let happen to Alison. Now, stop worrying, your sister is like you, makes mountains out of mole hills. She's probably back to what passes as normal in your bloodline. Go finish getting dressed, then you can pop next door and make your apologies to Mrs Greenfield."

I grumbled and groused. I really didn't want to do this. Old people made me uncomfortable, I mean, I know Jack's fairly old, Dennis too, but Mrs Greenfield was ancient. Jack was insistent. He pushed me out of the front door, watching as I walked slowly down the path with all the enthusiasm of a man going to his own execution. I turned to look pleadingly over my shoulder at him, but he flung out his left arm like an over zealous Nazi in the direction of the elderly one's house. The look on his face made it clear that nonsense would not be brooked. Then, as I turned to continue my journey up the path, he dropped a bombshell.

"Don't take all day over it Danny. I've arranged for us to take Tristan for Sunday Lunch."

I whirled furiously round, only to find myself staring at a blank door. I was seething as I continued my journey. The crafty, rotten bastard, he must have phoned Tristan while I was in the shower.

Mrs Greenfield opened the door clad in purple leggings, orange trainers and an electric blue leotard. The sight left me momentarily speechless.

"Come in Ducks, I'm in the middle of me Jane Fonda's, don't want to seize up."

I stepped reluctantly inside, closed the door and trotted down the hall after her sprightly, not to mention brightly, attired figure.

She eyed me speculatively as I stood in the centre of her sitting room nervously twisting my hands. "Sit down pet, I don't bite and old age isn't catching. It comes naturally to those of us who survive the idiocies of our youth. Tell us what you're after."

She lay on her exercise mat and began doing sit ups with astounding dexterity.

I was rather taken aback by this unexpected approach. I perched myself on the edge of the settee and managed to find my voice, explaining that I wanted to apologise for making a rude gesture at her on Friday evening.

She paused in her sits ups to give me a huge grin, "you mean giving me the finger. Don't worry about it ducks. I'd probably have done the same thing in your position. By hell, I had a right good laugh watching you having a paddy, sand dancing on the drive and chucking stuff after that tall bloke. Got free drinks all night telling that one down the club on Saturday evening."

I was conscious of my jaw dropping open. I wondered if Jack had seen this side to Mrs Greenfield. Her next words left me slightly faint.

"Bet your boyfriend made you come and apologise, didn't he? He's very conscientious and polite, not many like him around these days. Good old fashioned manners he's got, and good old fashioned methods of dealing with naughty boys, judging from what I've heard through these walls."

She threw back her head and snorted with laughter as I blushed redder than my hair. "Don't look so stricken lad, and don't worry, I didn't mention that down the club."

Her age washed blue eyes gazed at me seriously for a minute. "There's only a few things that have the power to shock me, wanton cruelty and spiteful intolerance being among them. Two people living and loving together, regardless of gender, well, that's nowt to be shocked or shamed by." She turned the video off. "There's some would say my behaviour is disgraceful. I 'm eighty years old, I'm supposed to sit dribbling, from both ends, while mumbling in corners. Well, I refuse to comply." She held her wrinkled old hand out, "I'll not judge you, if you don't judge me –deal?"

I shook the hand, it had surprising strength in it. She winked at me and I couldn't help smiling, now that the shock was wearing off a little. "I'm sorry anyway, it was rude. I let my temper run away with me sometimes."

"Aye well, red hair and hot temper go together. I had red hair once, believe it or not. I regularly erupted like a volcano." She went across to the sideboard, "I'll accept your apology if you'll have a little drink with me. What's your poison? Gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy?" She turned to look at me, "I hope you're not a sherry drinker, one thing I haven't got is sherry, can' t stand it. I've got beer if you prefer, mebbee even some of that chemical muck they call lager if you want."

Jack didn't let me drink spirits, so I immediately opted for a vodka and orange, to spite him for arranging Sunday lunch with my enemy. Mrs Greenfield, or Lily as she insisted I call her, drained her neat brandy in one, asked me to pour her another and went off to get changed. I gazed around her sitting room with interest. It was an eclectic blend of traditional and modern styles, though I couldn't quite work out how the large straw donkey fitted in to the overall design. It stood next to the television and had an incredibly lecherous expression on its face. I was still gazing at it when Lily came back down, dressed in more conservatively coloured trousers and sweater.

"I see you've met Pedro," she nodded towards the donkey, "he's an ugly bugger, but he has happy associations. First holiday to Spain 1963. He was a gift from a Spanish waiter I met. By heck," a dreamy expression flitted across her face, "them Latin's are great lovers, and the donkey proved useful for smuggling booze back into dear old Blighty."

"Lily," I shook my finger at her, "I think you're going to be a corruptive influence on me."

She raised her glass, saying mischievously, "here's hoping."

I laughed and before I knew it we were gossiping away and I was confiding in her about the lunch with Tristan.

"Well my love," she settled back comfortably in her chair. "I'm afraid you' re just going to have to accept that your boyfriend has loyalties to people other than you. Friendships are important. Show Jack and this Tristan how mature you can be. Grit your teeth, be polite. Don't allow his jibes to unsettle you and make you look bad in Jack's eyes." She took a large swallow of brandy, "and if all else fails, punch the bastard when Jack isn't looking."

We were laughing so hard we almost failed to hear the insistent ringing of the door bell. I knew, from the tone of the ring, that it would be Jack wondering where the hell I'd got to. Lily saw the look on my face. "Leave this to me love."

I listened as she opened the door and Jack's voice politely enquired whether I was still there. "Oh dear," Lily's voice became at once frail and quivery, "have I kept him too long with my chatter? He's so polite, he obviously didn 't like to say he had to go. Daniel dear," she called, "your friend has called for you."

I ventured into the hall, giving Jack a tentative look. He gave me a stony one in return.

"Thank you dear," Lily patted my arm, "for listening to an old lady's dull prattle with such kind attention." She turned back to Jack, a small tear in her eye. "I'm sorry to have detained him, I hope you're not cross? I don't get many visitors these days," she laid a wrinkled old hand on his sleeve and his face softened.

"Not at all Mrs Greenfield." He gently patted the hand, "I'm pleased that you've enjoyed his company."

Lily turned away, bestowed the ghost of a wink in my direction and tottered off up the hall. I closed the front door on my way out.

"You're always telling me to respect my elders," I said self righteously, as we made our way home. "It would have been rude to shut her up, might have given her a fatal stroke or something. I danced nimbly out of the way of the swat he aimed at my denimed behind.

"Best behaviour this afternoon Danny."

"Yeah, yeah."

"I mean it Daniel." Jack's voice was sharp, "I want you to be nice to Tristan, or at the very least, polite."

"I don't see why we have to have lunch with him at all. Can't I just phone my apology?"

"Look Daniel. Tristan only moved up here a month ago, he doesn't have that wide a social circle yet. He's an old friend, the least I can do is try and make him feel at home here and offer him some company."

I scowled, but refrained from mentioning that the Samaritans offered a good listening service for lonely people. Maybe it wouldn't be too bad.

It was worse than bad. It was horrendous! We picked Tristan up, and Jack made ME sit in the back of the car, like the family dog. His reasoning being that Tristan's longer legs needed the space the front passenger seat could offer. Great, not only was I shoved in the back of the car, but I was cruelly reminded of my lack of height. They exchanged chit chat which didn't include me, so by the time we reached the little pub restaurant where we were to have lunch. I was sulking. Jack gave my arm a little warning shake, and my bottom a discreet tap, as we headed inside, following in the footsteps of the high and mighty Tristan who had decided to take the lead. Arrogant pilloch.

Once seated I gritted my teeth, and with as much sincerity as I could muster, which wasn't much, I apologised for my uncouth behaviour. Tristan sipped his wine with a genteel air, his eyes never leaving my face. My skin glowed pink under his scrutiny.

Finally he deigned to reply. "I accept your apology dear boy. Water under the bridge. I'm sure we can all be friends."

A member of the bar staff came across with some menus. Without so much as blinking, Tristan gave her a sweet smile and asked, while glancing across at me, if they did a children's menu. I flushed to the roots of my hair as she, somewhat uncertainly, handed me a brightly coloured clown menu. Only Jack's hand on my arm prevented me from leaping up and punching Tristan's mocking face.

"Behave," Jack's eyes sent warning messages to back up his words.

"Just my little joke dear boy, didn't mean to upset you," he smirked, turning his attentions back to his menu. "Hmm," he looked at Jack, "better not order the rack of lamb. Don't want to alarm the other diners should our young friend's passions be ignited at the sight of it, and he attempt to launch it into orbit."

"You behave too Tris."

Jack gave his friend a severe look, but I wasn't fooled. I could hear the amusement in his voice. Jack, my Jack, was laughing at me, taking sides with that _s_h_i_t_ bag Tristan. I was hurt.

They made their choice and gave their order to the waitress. She looked at me expectantly, pencil poised over pad.

I shook my head, "nothing for me thank you. I'm not hungry." I heard Jack draw a sharp breath. Tristan made a small tutting sound with his tongue, murmuring something about sulky children. The cheek of it, me, childish. I wanted to swing my leg under the table and kick Tristan's shin. I wanted to stamp on his toes and pull faces at him and stick out my tongue. I wanted to bounce the condiments off his skull.

The waitress turned to go, but Jack called her back. I watched her knees turn to jelly as he bestowed one of his nicest smiles on her and apologised for messing her about. "He'll have the fillet of salmon."

"I don't want anything!" I glared at him hotly, "especially not fish, I hate fish."

"Fillet of salmon with green vegetables please." Jack ignored me and reiterated the order to the waitress who hurried away, suddenly aware of the atmosphere at our table.

I was absolutely furious. If looks could kill, both Jack and Tristan would have been shrivelled blobs on the floor. He might have bloody well ordered for me, I thought, steam just about coming out of my ears, but he couldn't force me to eat it. I drained my glass of wine and reached for the bottle to refresh it. To my mortification Jack moved it out of my reach.

"You've had enough, you'll end up with a migraine. You can have another small glass when your meal arrives."

I was shaking with the effort of keeping my temper in control. My face felt as if it was on fire. How could Jack treat me like this in front of Tristan? It was humiliating. He had let his nasty friend bait me non stop and to add insult to injury had been amused by it. He had taken away my dignified attempts at protest by ordering me lunch against my wishes, and now he was refusing to let me have a drink. He was treating me like a fractious child. It was just too bloody much! I rose unsteadily to my feet.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"To the toilet," I snarled, "is that permissible, or should I just sit here and piss into my empty wine glass?"

Brown eyes should not be able to convey looks of such glacial proportions. "Don't take all day about it." Jack's words dropped like ice cubes from his lips, "I don't want to have to come and get you."

I stormed off. Locking myself in a toilet cubicle I gave way to a muttered bout of frenzied swearing, followed by a few tears. I stayed long enough to let Jack know I was angry and defying him, but not long enough to risk him coming to get me. Splashing my eyes with cold water, I composed myself as best I could and headed back to the table.

"You'll wear your hand out Jack my dear fellow, before you bring that young padawan's attitude into line."

Tristan's oily voice sent my blood pressure edging up the scale again. I stood frozen to the spot, neither of them had heard me approach the little alcove where they were sitting.

"May I suggest you invest in a good, solid hairbrush or a sturdy paddle."

It was un-_f_u_c_k_ing-believable! Was there a soul in the universe who DIDN'T know that my lover disciplined me?

I spotted our waitress making her way over carrying two plates. I approached her, smiling. "Are they for our table?" She nodded and I relieved her of them, "I'll take them for you." She smiled her appreciation.

Both Jack and Tristan looked surprised as I advanced on the table carrying two plates, but not as surprised as they looked when I, 'accidentally' tripped, depositing a plateful of steaming goulash into Tristan's immaculate lap. I could tell that Jack didn't buy my 'contrite and mortified' act for a single second. Still, at that point, I figured any punishment he gave me would be worth it, just for the sheer pleasure of seeing Tristan leap to his feet with a screech of pain and horror, dripping gravy everywhere.

"So sorry Tristy. I'm just so clumsy sometimes." I was still riding high on a malicious tide of pleasure when we dropped Tristan back home. He didn't so much as spare me a glance as he got of the car. Jack compensated by freezing me to the seat with a glare as he got out to follow Tristan into his house, no doubt apologising for me all the way. When he came out he was carrying a small parcel. I wondered what it could be, but didn't dare ask. The atmosphere in the car on the short drive home was heavy, to say the least.

My buttocks developed the equivalent of a posterior form of St Vitus's dance, twitching and clenching nervously as we neared the house.

As soon as the car pulled up on the drive I dove for the door. "I think I'll just pop in and see how Lily is," my voice sounded like it belonged to a boy chorister, so high had it risen.

Jack with his usual fluid grace, climbed out of the car, blocking my path. He had the parcel that Tristan had given him in his hand. He withdrew the object within. My eyes grew big and round as he slapped the back of the largest wooden hairbrush I had ever seen against the palm of his hand.

For a moment it was like the film High Noon. We stood staring at each other. Only, unlike Gary Cooper, aka Marshall Will Kane, this boy wasn't too proud to run. I'm sure as hell that had Kane been faced with a menacing Lee Van Cleef wielding a hair brush, he'd have buggered off pretty sharpish too. With a strangled cry I shot to Jack's left, crossing the lawn like an Olympic sprinter on steroids, hurdle jumping the hedge and making off down the street.

Oh God, I risked a quick glance over my shoulder. Jack was gaining on me, him and his bloody long legs. I was done for. A car drew up on the opposite side of the road, the driver attracting my attention with a piercing wolf whistle. "Ally!" I hurled myself across the road, she already had the front passenger door open. I barely had time to slam the door closed before she thrust the car into gear and took off.

"Looks like the I arrived in the nick of time Danny my boy," she grinned, giving a jaunty wave to a furious faced Jack as we drove wildly off.

I took a deep breath, hastily fastening my seat belt as she took a corner on two wheels. "Where the heck did you spring from Alison?" I tried to calm myself.

"Heaven by the look on your face when you saw me. What have you done to upset Jack, he looked MAD! Gerrof the frigging road!!!"

She blasted the horn like a woman possessed and I had a brief glimpse of two terrified male faces as they hurled themselves to safety.

"Bloody idiots, standing in the middle of the road like that!"

"A-l-l-y," I wailed, "they were on a pedestrian crossing for God's sake, and it was on green." Suddenly Jack and his hairbrush seemed like a soft option. I gripped the seat with one hand and the door handle with the other, offering silent, but impassioned prayers to St. Christopher. I didn't care whether he was no longer on the A list of saints, he was the only one I knew who catered for travellers; he'd do for me."

"Danny," she crunched the gears in a way that would have brought tears to the eyes of a kwik fit fitter. "You and I are going to have a little bit of fun without our anally retentive partners putting the mockers on things. The night is young, you're even younger and I'm severely challenged in the maturity stakes. We are going to ROCK!"

She gave me one of her mad smiles and suddenly I was laughing, the tension of the afternoon giving way to a heady mixture of relief and teenage rebellion. I relegated Jack, his implement and the impending doom of my backside to the back burner of memory, willingly allowing my sister's euphoria to carry me along.


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